do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
This existential 5-year-old wants time to stop. And who doesn’t relate to this at one time or another in their lives?
You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog
how dare you
Me: *looks at phone for 10 seconds*
Adult: WOAH GEE GOLLY YOU CANT GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT DIGGING YOUR HEAD IN YOUR PHONE CANT YOU
*wakes up at 9* nice
*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice